sultry, but sweet

I have an Office-Depot-sexy-voice.

Now that I cannot be
over a sea
of safety
that I paid for-
with my
hard-earned fake money;
I do not feel
that I can do
as I please.
I must seek
my humor elsewhere,
subtly.

And so I just thought I should mention

that the sexy voice
you dreamed of,
sultry, but sweet
reminding you of jello...

well,
that was me
Tee-hee.